meet me or not, i'm out of control
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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