Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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