Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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