After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
