Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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