this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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