Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Congratulations! We have a period
So apparently I’m into choking now
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
