Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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