Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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