Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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