Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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