Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
