In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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