Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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