if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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