STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Drake has all the answers
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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