it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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