Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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