Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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