Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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