Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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