oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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