I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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