these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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