i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
