do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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