Moan for me like Helen Keller
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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