is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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