whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize