we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I need a beard to bite.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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