I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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