I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
