is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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