you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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