someone get that fucking seahorse.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
