just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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