i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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