wake up i wanna do it froggy style
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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