i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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