Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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