yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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