I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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