Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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