You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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