its not stalking. its research.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize