so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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