I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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