is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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