____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize