All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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