dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Terrible idea I love it
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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