I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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