I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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