ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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