I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
